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১. স্ত্রীৰ লগত হাঁহি ঠাট্টা স্ফুৰ্তি কৰাটো স্বামীৰ কর্তব্য।

— হজৰত মোহাম্মদ (ছাঃ)

২."যি স্বামীয়ে ৰাতিপুৱাই টোপনিৰ পৰা সাৰ পাই স্ত্রীক কমেও পাঁচ মিনিট সময় সাৱটি ধৰি ৰাখে তাৰ কর্মক্ষেত্রত বিপদৰ আশংকা কম থাকে ৷

— ৰবীন্দ্রনাথ ঠাকুৰ।

৩.পত্নী ঘৰৰ লক্ষ্মী হয়। এওঁলোকক যিমান বেছি মৰম দিয়া হয়, সিমান বেছি সংসাৰত শান্তি আহে।

— হুমায়ুন আহমেদ

৪.নিজৰ স্ত্রীক যথেষ্ট পৰিমাণে সময় দিয়ক, নহ’লে যথেষ্ট পৰিমাণে বিশ্বাস কৰক যাতে সংসাৰখন আৰু যুদ্ধক্ষেত্র বুলি ভাৱ নহয় ৷

— সুনীল গঙ্গপাধ্যায়।

৫. সেই পুৰুষেই কাপুৰুষ যিয়ে নিজৰ স্ত্রীৰ ওচৰত প্রেমিক হ’ব পৰা নাই ।

— কাজী নজৰুল ইছলাম।

৬.প্রতিদিনে এবাৰ নিজৰ স্ত্রীক '' মই তোমক বহুত ভাল পাওঁ '' বুলি ক’লে মুৰৰ সকলো দুশ্চিন্তা দূৰ হৈ যায়।

— সত্যজিৎ ৰায় ৷

৭. পত্নীক সপ্তাহত এদিন ফুচকা খুৱাবলৈ আৰু মাহত এদিন ফুৰাবলৈ লৈ গ’লে পতিৰ শৰীৰ আৰু স্বাস্থ্য ভাল থাকে।

— সমৰেশ মজুমদাৰ।

৮. অন্য নাৰীৰ লগত পৰকীয়া কৰাতকৈ নিজৰ পত্নীক এবেলা শাস্তি দিয়াই ভাল। কিন্তু শাস্তিৰ পাছতে তিনিগুণ বেছি ভাল পোৱা আৱশ্যক।

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৯. মন ভালে ৰাখিবলৈ নিজৰ স্ত্ৰীক ফেচবুক, ফোনবুক, নোটবুক সহ সকলো ধৰণৰ একাউন্টৰ পাছওৱর্ড দি দিয়ক

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১০• নাৰীৰ মনত মৰম আৰু অভিমান দুয়োটাই থাকে বেছি। সেয়ে অভিমানখিনিক মৰমতকৈ ডাঙৰ কৰি চোৱা উচিত নহয়। সেয়ে স্বামীৰ উচিত স্ত্রীৰ সকলো অভিমান মৰমেৰে ভাঙি দিয়া ৷

— ঈশ্বৰচন্দ্র বিদ্যাসাগৰ ৷

১১• এটি শিশুক পৃথিৱীৰ মুখ দেখুৱাবলৈ মাকে যি কষ্ট সহ্য কৰে সেয়া পিতৃয়ে গোটেই জীৱন মৰম কৰিও প্ৰতিশোধ কৰিব নোৱাৰে । সেয়ে প্রতিগৰাকী স্বামীৰ উচিৎ তেওঁৰ সন্তানৰ মাক কোনো কষ্ট নিদিয়া।

— জীৱনানন্দ দাস।

১২• যুদ্ধত বিজয়ী হ’লেই বিপ্লৱী হ’ব নোৱাৰি ৷ প্রকৃত বিপ্লৱীতো সেইজন, যিয়ে নিজৰ স্ত্রীৰ মনত একমাত্র বীৰপুৰুষ।

— চে গুয়েভাৰা ৷

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