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১. স্ত্রীৰ লগত হাঁহি ঠাট্টা স্ফুৰ্তি কৰাটো স্বামীৰ কর্তব্য।
— হজৰত মোহাম্মদ (ছাঃ)
২."যি স্বামীয়ে ৰাতিপুৱাই টোপনিৰ পৰা সাৰ পাই স্ত্রীক কমেও পাঁচ মিনিট সময় সাৱটি ধৰি ৰাখে তাৰ কর্মক্ষেত্রত বিপদৰ আশংকা কম থাকে ৷
— ৰবীন্দ্রনাথ ঠাকুৰ।
৩.পত্নী ঘৰৰ লক্ষ্মী হয়। এওঁলোকক যিমান বেছি মৰম দিয়া হয়, সিমান বেছি সংসাৰত শান্তি আহে।
— হুমায়ুন আহমেদ
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— সুনীল গঙ্গপাধ্যায়।
৫. সেই পুৰুষেই কাপুৰুষ যিয়ে নিজৰ স্ত্রীৰ ওচৰত প্রেমিক হ’ব পৰা নাই ।
— কাজী নজৰুল ইছলাম।
৬.প্রতিদিনে এবাৰ নিজৰ স্ত্রীক '' মই তোমক বহুত ভাল পাওঁ '' বুলি ক’লে মুৰৰ সকলো দুশ্চিন্তা দূৰ হৈ যায়।
— সত্যজিৎ ৰায় ৷
৭. পত্নীক সপ্তাহত এদিন ফুচকা খুৱাবলৈ আৰু মাহত এদিন ফুৰাবলৈ লৈ গ’লে পতিৰ শৰীৰ আৰু স্বাস্থ্য ভাল থাকে।
— সমৰেশ মজুমদাৰ।
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৯. মন ভালে ৰাখিবলৈ নিজৰ স্ত্ৰীক ফেচবুক, ফোনবুক, নোটবুক সহ সকলো ধৰণৰ একাউন্টৰ পাছওৱর্ড দি দিয়ক
— মার্ক জুকাৰবার্গ।
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— ঈশ্বৰচন্দ্র বিদ্যাসাগৰ ৷
১১• এটি শিশুক পৃথিৱীৰ মুখ দেখুৱাবলৈ মাকে যি কষ্ট সহ্য কৰে সেয়া পিতৃয়ে গোটেই জীৱন মৰম কৰিও প্ৰতিশোধ কৰিব নোৱাৰে । সেয়ে প্রতিগৰাকী স্বামীৰ উচিৎ তেওঁৰ সন্তানৰ মাক কোনো কষ্ট নিদিয়া।
— জীৱনানন্দ দাস।
১২• যুদ্ধত বিজয়ী হ’লেই বিপ্লৱী হ’ব নোৱাৰি ৷ প্রকৃত বিপ্লৱীতো সেইজন, যিয়ে নিজৰ স্ত্রীৰ মনত একমাত্র বীৰপুৰুষ।
— চে গুয়েভাৰা ৷
(হোৱাটচএপৰ পৰা সংগ্ৰহ বাৰ্তা)
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